Prices First
(and then all the info below)
To keep things simple, we let you book 1 show, 5 shows, or 10 shows.
You book the shows, and then let us know which [Comedy, Singing, Magic, or Kids] you want. This also gives you flexibility for if you want the booking to contain different shows and not be forced to book all one type of show.
The Quiz Nights have a different cost, and so are a separate option. Again, you can book 1, 5, or 10 nights.
Once booked, you can inform us whether you want them weekly, monthly, or any other distribution. Certain times and dates may not be possible. We can’t book any Fridays or Saturdays at these prices. Singing shows [currently] are only available on Sundays, and only for existing customers on Mondays, too.
For further details about each type of show, check out the relevant page on this website.
The Bookings
Repeat Customer Deals
Yes, the new customer discounted shows are our best deals. We sell those shows as a slight loss leader. We realise that buying a show from a company you have never used can be a scary prospect. So, thank you for your trust in us. Now that you have seen how wonderful our acts are, and how brilliant our shows are, we still have some great deals for you. In fact the best deals only work out £30 to £40 more per show than the best new customer prices. Our lowest priced Repeat Customer Deals are: £280 for a Comedy, Singing, Magic, or Kids Show and £180 for a Quiz Night.
Whether you are buying 1, 5, or 10 shows, you can either pay a deposit, or for the best price (per show) you can pay upfront. If you choose to pay a deposit, then before each show you would need to pay the rest owed on that show [so the cost per show minus the deposit already paid for that show]. For example, if you paid a £750 deposit for 10 comedy shows, you are paying £75 a show on deposit. Before each comedy show, you would need to pay the balance for that show, so if the show cost £380, you would owe (380 – 75) £305.
We believe our shows are by far the best value, and doubt you could get a show as good or professional for anywhere near our prices. We also prioritise our existing customers. Which might lead to periods of us not offing new customer shows or not offering certain dates to new customers. You can trust us to make sure our repeat customers [you] will always get our best acts.
Bookings Extra Info
Extra Charges
These are the things that will be added on top of the show cost.
If you pay upfront for your shows, and you have some extra charges as per this section, you pay the extra charges before each show. So, if you paid for 10 shows, you owe nothing for the shows but will pay £50 before each show, if you need us to bring all the equipment with us.
Equipment £50
Many venues have their own lighting and sound. If not, we can bring everything with us. We have multiple lights for the performers, disco lights with lasers for the pre-show and intervals, state of the art headsets and handheld wireless mics, amp, speakers, all the wires and extensions, plus safety tape and cable protectors. For Quiz Nights we have a mobile screen [for picture rounds] and a white board to keep the scores.
Congestion Charge £15
If your venue is inside the Congestion Charge, and you need us to bring the sound and lighting, we would add the cost of this onto each show you book.
Petrol
If your venue is within 20 miles of E14 5AA (Canary Wharf, London) there is no charge. Anything further is charged at £1 per each mile. Below is a map of the 20-mile ‘free’ radius.
Bookings Extra Info
Booking
This section has some further info about the shows and how to book.
How to Book
Just click the ‘Book Your Shows’ button. Then, on that page, select which option you want.
What You Are Booking?
Your booking is either for a show or a Quiz Night. A show can be a comedy, musical, magic, or kids show. You can choose which you want, and mix and match your bookings as you see fit. If you want more details about the various show types, please check out the relevant pages on this website or contact us by email or phone for a chat.
What Dates Are You Booking?
If you want to check dates before you book your shows, contact us. We can’t book a date out to you, until after you have booked your shows (paid a deposit or upfront for the shows). This means if we say we can do x dates, but you don’t ‘book your shows’, then there is no guarantee that your dates will still be available when you do. The simplest/best method is that you book, then we contact you, and arrange what shows and dates you want.
